Sina Khani is, without a doubt, the absolute worst person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. I despise him so much that I dedicated an entire film to exposing him. He’s not just a dick—he’s a pathetic Woody Allen-worshiping creep, a pedo incel with the spine of a shrimp. Spiking drinks, tormenting dogs, degrading women—there’s no low he won’t sink to, as long as it keeps him from facing even a shred of accountability.
But don’t worry—this story has a satisfying ending.
Yours with absolute certainty,
Alannah
Written by Alannah Stritch & Sina Khani
Camera & Edit by Iliya Braun
Sound Design & Mix by Iliya Braun & Silvio Vincent
Special Thanks to Daria Kim, Klauss Dupeyrat, Neil Hoare, Rory Stritch, Sina’s parents, Evaluna, Creeps From The Middle East & The Unsafe House Amsterdam.Berlin 2025
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